Pictures:

Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

199

What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

548

What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

419

Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

2908

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

2223

What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990

Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

2409

Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

1333

How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

233

What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

438

Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

2310

What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

3136