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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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