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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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