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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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