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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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