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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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