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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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