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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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