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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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