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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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