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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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