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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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