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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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