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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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