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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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