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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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