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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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