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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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