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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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