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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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