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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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