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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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