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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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