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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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