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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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