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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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