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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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