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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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