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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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