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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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