Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?
Why can't everyone text at the same speed?
Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?
When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?
Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?
What's this man's problem?
Why did the police enter the comedy club?
Why did Fred always cut into lines?
When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?
What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?
How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?
How do you describe professional athletes?
