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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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