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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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