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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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