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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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