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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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