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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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