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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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