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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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