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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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