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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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