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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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