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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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