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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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