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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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