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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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