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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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