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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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