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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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