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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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