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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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