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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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