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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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