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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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