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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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