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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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