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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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