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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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