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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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