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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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