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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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