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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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