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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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