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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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