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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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