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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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A paradigm.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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