What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

1135

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521

What idea does this represent?

To believe.

978

Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

879

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

1146

What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

104

Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

1101

What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

1715

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

522

Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

1609