What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

830

What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

87

What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

1624

When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

1971

If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

1770

What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

1405

Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

888

Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

1135

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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