Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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