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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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