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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Which sea creature is not regarded as a friend to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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