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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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