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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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