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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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