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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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