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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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