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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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