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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with "M".

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