Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

2352
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

669
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

2196
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

2041
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

2851
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

1136
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

503
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

2382
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

2636