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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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