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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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