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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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