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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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