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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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