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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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