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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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