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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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