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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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