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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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