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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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