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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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