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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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