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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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