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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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