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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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