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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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