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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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