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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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