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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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