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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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