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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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