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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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