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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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