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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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