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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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