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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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