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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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