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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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