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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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