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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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A paradigm.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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