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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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