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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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