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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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