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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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