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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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