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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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