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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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