Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

3263
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

1707
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

1744
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

3105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

1559
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

2070
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

2883
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

417
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

1810
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

2323
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

1203
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

884