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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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