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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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