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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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