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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

STILL are.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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