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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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