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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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