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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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