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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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