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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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