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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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