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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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