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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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