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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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