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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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