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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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