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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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