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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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