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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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