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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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