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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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