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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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