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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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