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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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