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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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