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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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