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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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