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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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