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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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