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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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