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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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