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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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