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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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