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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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