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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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