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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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