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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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