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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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