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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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