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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that it needed to be charged.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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