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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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