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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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