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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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