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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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