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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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