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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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