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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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