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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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