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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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