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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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