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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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