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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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