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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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