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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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