Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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Who specializes in fixing many broken windows?

A Pane Management specialist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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