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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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