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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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