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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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