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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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