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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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