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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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