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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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