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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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