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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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