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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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