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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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