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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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