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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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