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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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