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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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