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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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