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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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