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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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