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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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