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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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