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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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