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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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