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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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