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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Akiva Lane
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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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