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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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