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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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