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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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