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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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