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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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