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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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