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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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