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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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