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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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