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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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