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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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