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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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