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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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