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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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