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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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