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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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