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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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