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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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