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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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