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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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