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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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