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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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