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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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