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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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