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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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