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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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