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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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