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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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