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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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