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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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