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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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