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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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