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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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