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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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