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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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