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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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