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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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