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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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