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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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