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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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