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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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