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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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