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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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It escapes me.

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