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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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