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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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