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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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