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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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