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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Where does AI appear in the book of Genesis?

Genesis 12:8 - Abraham moved to the mountain...Beth el was to the west and Ai was to the east.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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