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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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