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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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