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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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