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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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