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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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