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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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