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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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