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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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