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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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