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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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