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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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