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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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