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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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