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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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