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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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