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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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