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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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