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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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