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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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