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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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