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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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