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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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