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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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