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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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