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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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