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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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