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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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