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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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