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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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