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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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