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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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