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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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