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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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