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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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