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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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