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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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C to shining C

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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