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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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