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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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