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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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