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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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