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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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