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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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