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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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