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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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