Pictures:

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

1032

What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

3034

Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

520

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245

Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

2690

Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

2261

Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

2471

What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

2849

Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

650

How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

3225