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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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