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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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