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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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