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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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