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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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