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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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