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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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