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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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