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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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