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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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