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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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