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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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