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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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