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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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