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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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