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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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