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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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