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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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