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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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