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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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