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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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