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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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