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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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