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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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