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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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