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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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An elevator pitch.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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