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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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