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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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It's a lap top.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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