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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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