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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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