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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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