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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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