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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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