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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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