Pictures:

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

1373

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

1289

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

2480

What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

3404

Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

655

How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

2615

Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

573

What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

202

What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

1247