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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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