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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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