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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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