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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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