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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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