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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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