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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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