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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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