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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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