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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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