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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

2010

What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014