What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why do many adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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I bought a high-end second hand watch...

The hour-hand wasn't included.

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