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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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