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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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