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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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