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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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