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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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