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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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