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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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