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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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