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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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