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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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