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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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