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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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