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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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