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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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