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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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