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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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