What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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