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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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