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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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C to shining C

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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