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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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