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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone a round.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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