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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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