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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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