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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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