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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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