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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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