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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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