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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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