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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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