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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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