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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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