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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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