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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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