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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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