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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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