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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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