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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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