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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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