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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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