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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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