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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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