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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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