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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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