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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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