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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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