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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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