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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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