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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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