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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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