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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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