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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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