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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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