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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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