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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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