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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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