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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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