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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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