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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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