Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

1362

Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

1061

What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

792

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

51

What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

1331

What do you call someone with no capacity for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

1147

Who specializes in fixing many broken windows?

A Pane Management specialist.

758

What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

442

Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

599

What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

108

What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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