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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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