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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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