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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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