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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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