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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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