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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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