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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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