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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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