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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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