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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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