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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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