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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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