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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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