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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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