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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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