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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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