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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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