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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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