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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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