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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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