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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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