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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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