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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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