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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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