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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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