Pictures:

What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

917

What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

2984

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

3093

What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

3076

Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

3144

How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

1783

What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

924

What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

2569

Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

713

Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

406

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

1721