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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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