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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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