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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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