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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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