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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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