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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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