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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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