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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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