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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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