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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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