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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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