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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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