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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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