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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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