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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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