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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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