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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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