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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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