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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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