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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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