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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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