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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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