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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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