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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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