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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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