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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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