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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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