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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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