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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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