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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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