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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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