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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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