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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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