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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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