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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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