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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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