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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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