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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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