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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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