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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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