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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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