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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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