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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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