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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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