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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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A paradigm.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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