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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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