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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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