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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

1679

What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

1499

Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

2293

When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

1649

What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

934

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

77

Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

930

What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

2265

How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

2311

What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

3359

What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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