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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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