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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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