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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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