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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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