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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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