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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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