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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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