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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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