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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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