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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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