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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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