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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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