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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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