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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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