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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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