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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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