Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

902

What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

862

What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did someone think this would be a balanced diet?

He was told to have 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

459

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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