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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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