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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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