Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Shane Ronay
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Why did someone think this would be a balanced diet?

He was told to have 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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