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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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