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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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