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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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