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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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