How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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