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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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