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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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