What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park?

Free Will.

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How did this woman respond when asked how she's doing?

She's doing well.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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