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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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