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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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