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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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