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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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