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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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