Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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