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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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