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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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