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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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