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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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