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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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