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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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