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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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