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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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