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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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