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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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