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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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