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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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