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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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