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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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