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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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