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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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