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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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