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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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It's a lap top.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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