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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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