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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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