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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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