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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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