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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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