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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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