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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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