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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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