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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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