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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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A son of a gun.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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