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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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