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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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