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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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