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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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