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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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