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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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