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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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