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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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