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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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