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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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