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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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