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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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