Pictures:

Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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