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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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