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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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