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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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