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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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