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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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