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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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