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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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