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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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