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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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