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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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