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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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