If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

1676

Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

61

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

466

Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after the 7th one?

That's all she wrote.

1305

Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

518

When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

579

What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn

1047

What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

1311

Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

937

When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

1582

Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

88