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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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