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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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