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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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