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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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