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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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