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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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