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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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