Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

2188
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

350
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

1767
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

1467
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

2972
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

1189
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

181
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

734
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

594
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

2503
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

1131
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

2577