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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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