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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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