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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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