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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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