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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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