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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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