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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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