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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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