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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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