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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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