How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did the gardener see an eye doctor?

People told him that he had a green thumb

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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