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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

1849

Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

230

How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

2285

How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

454

What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

3171

What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

1912

Yes, it's on the house.

3198

Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

748

What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

1881

How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

206

What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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