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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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