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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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