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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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