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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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