What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

Fat chance.

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