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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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