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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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