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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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