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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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