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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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