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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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