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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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