Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

2969
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

1484
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

447
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

167
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

2986
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

1193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

449
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

3070
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

2346
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

1696