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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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