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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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