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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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