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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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