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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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