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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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