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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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