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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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