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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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