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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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