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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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