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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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