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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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