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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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