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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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