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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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