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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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