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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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