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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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