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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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