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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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