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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

2007