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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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