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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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