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Akiva Lane
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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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