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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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