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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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