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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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