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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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