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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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