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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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