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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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