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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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