What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why do we often make blessings over wine?

Because it's from De' vine.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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