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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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