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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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