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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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