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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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