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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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