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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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