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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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