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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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