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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Akiva Lane
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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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