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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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