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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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