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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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