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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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