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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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