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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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