What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?
What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?
What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?
Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?
Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?
What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?
How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?
How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?
Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?
What vitamin comes from the ocean?
What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?
What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?
