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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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