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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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