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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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