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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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