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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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