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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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