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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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