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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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