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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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