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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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