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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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