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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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