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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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