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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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