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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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