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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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