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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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