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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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