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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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