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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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