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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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