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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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