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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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