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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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