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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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