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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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