Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

He was told to have 3 square meals a day.

1303

Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

1421

Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

20

Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

811

What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

1585

What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

172

Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

779

Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

1564

Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

2233

What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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