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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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