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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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