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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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