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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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