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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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