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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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