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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Shane Ronay
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Which constriction specialty focuses on commercial windows?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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