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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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