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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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