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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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