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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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