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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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