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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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