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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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