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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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