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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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