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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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