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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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