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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

He was told to have 3 square meals a day.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did the tycoon request his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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