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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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