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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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