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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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