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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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