How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

896

How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

742

What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

1311

What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

1523

Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

985

What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

1162

Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked to steal everyone else's thunder.

1320

Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

2

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

376

What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

1354

When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

1745

What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

800