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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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