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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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