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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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