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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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