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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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