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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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