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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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