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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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