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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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