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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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