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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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