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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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