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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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