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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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