What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It has always been a ground-breaking tool.

798

What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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