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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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