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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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