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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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