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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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