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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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