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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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