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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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