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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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