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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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