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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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