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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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