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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

820

Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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