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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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