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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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