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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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