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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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