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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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