What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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