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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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