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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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