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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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