Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007

What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

1339

What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

1017

What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

1946

Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

1026

What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

235

When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

546

Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

808

When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

1613

Which hospital emphasizes high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

1001

Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

1242

What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

684