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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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