What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why do we use the term "rode" when we've already ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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