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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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