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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

997

How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872

What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

926

What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

2595

What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

723

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

2090

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488

Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

597

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

1251

What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

3190

Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

1332

Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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