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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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