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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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