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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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