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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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