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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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