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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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