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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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