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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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