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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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