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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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