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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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