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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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