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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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