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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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