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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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