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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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