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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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