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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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