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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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