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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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