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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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