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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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