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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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