If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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