Pictures:

Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

729

How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

1424

What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

2455

Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

2563

Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

88

Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

511

What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

2076

Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

2365

Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

1441

Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

1173

How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

1710