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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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