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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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