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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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