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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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