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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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A buoys club.

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