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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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