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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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