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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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