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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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