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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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