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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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