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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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