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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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