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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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