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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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