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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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