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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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