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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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