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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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