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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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