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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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