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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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