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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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