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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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