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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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