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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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