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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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