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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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