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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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