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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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