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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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