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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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