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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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