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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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