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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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