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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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