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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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