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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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