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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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