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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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