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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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