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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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