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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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