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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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