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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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