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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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