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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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