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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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