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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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