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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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