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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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