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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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