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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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