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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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