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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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