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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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