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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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