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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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