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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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