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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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