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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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