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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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