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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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