Pictures:

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

766

Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

3189

What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

356

Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

3228

How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

2194

How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

102

Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

2640

When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

647

What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

1848

Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

508

What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

2904