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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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