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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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