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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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