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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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