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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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