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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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