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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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