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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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