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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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