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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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