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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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