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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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