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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Yisro Whale

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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