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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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