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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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