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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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