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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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