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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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