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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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