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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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A swimming pool table.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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