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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Gaucho Marx

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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