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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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